Nutrition Navigator Gifts

Bad for you but to die for

"Why am I eating oatmeal for breakfast when we goby 20 fast food places on the way to school..."

Easy to follow diet plan.

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Take With Food.

Shrink

"Do you carry any healthy snack options?"

"Mom, how do you milk an almond?"

"You don't think I'm cheating on my special, low-carb diet, do you?"

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

'Time to decide what diet we're going on this week.'

'Lose weight now...ask me how!'

Complicated traffic lights - 'Oh No! They've adopted the Tesco's food labelling system.'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'I believe your weight problem is all in your head.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

High Calorie Area - Run For Your Life

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Before/After

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Fishing direction sign.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'So much for your internal compass.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'