Healthy Lifestyle Navigator Gifts

Bad for you but to die for

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Better times ahead.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Shrink

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

Academy.

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

Books or Junk Food.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

Woman and scales.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

'Have you been eating right?'

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

'What you need is some negative growth.'

Low fat diets.

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'Do you want a fright with that?'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm