Nutrition Navigation Ninja Gifts

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Bad for you but to die for

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Diet considerations.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Dieting Motivation.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Gullib-Os

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Heart Disease Menu

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Friendly bacteria

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Artificial Isle