Navigation Ninja Gifts

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

Any road I take is always the wrong road phobia.

Maze to get through customs and excise.

'I told you to turn left. Are you deaf or what?'

Street Smarts.

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'Hello. I'm looking for G Street.'

'But does your GPS send you into a homicidal rage trying to fold it?'

"I think our GPS is still mad at me for yelling at it."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Recalculating route..."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

The Lost World: You are Here

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Admit it, we're lost."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Bicycle sat nav.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

You are here.