Navigation Adventurer Gifts

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

"I'm new to the area, they help me find my way home."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Sailor in Car.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Heads or tails?"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Lost around a military base.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Recalculating!