Navigation Adventurer Gifts

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"I'm new to the area, they help me find my way home."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Sailor in Car.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Lost around a military base.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Recalculating!

Going to Sea.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"