Adventurous Navigator Gifts

Messing about in Boats.

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

'You are hopelessly lost.'

"You're holding the map upside-down."

Dangerous dinghy...

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Kardiff.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Safari.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Going to Sea.

Distractions.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"