Amateur Navigator Gifts

Why do you keep looking at your watch?

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Lost around a military base.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"