Beginner Navigators Gifts

Maze for Beginners

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

Books 'n' Carrots

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

My First Boat

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Beginner's luck."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Tourist Attractions

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'