Nervous Novice Navigator Gifts

A dog wearing an L plate around his neck chases and barks at a learner driver.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

My First Boat

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

2Recalculating..."

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Beginner's luck."