Nervous Navigators Gifts

"Emergency stop! I'll tick that."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Books 'n' Carrots

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

Vat Nav

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Tourists and GPS

'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

"Come and get me, coppers!"

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'