Nagging Navigators Gifts

'Who can I see about adjusting the thermostat?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Island of Lost Guys.

"Honey! We're home!"

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Books 'n' Carrots

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

I hate these flying fish

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"We must be in the wrong wing."

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

"He's in a critical condition"

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'Well, thanks for getting me involved. Now I have to stand in the 'naughty corner', too!'

A swordfish saws through a raft.

"Harumph. Some 'sailor man.'"