Nagging Navigators Prints

'Who can I see about adjusting the thermostat?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Island of Lost Guys.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Honey! We're home!"

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

Books 'n' Carrots

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

I hate these flying fish

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"He's in a critical condition"

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

A swordfish saws through a raft.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

'Well, thanks for getting me involved. Now I have to stand in the 'naughty corner', too!'

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

"Harumph. Some 'sailor man.'"

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."