
The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.
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The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.
'Are you sure that's the right map?'
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
Airlines
"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."
'Are we there yet?'
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."
'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.
Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.
"I am not asking for directions."
Titanic: How's my steering.
"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."
Electronics: Nooks/Crannies
Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.
Battery Lighthouse
'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'
'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'
"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"
"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"
'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'
"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."
"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."
"This translation app isn't working."
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."
Set sail
"You are here"
"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."
'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'
"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"
"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."
"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."
The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby
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