Naughty Corner Navigators Prints

'Well, thanks for getting me involved. Now I have to stand in the 'naughty corner', too!'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Department of Nanotechnology

Island of Lost Guys.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Pigeon Memos

Books 'n' Carrots

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

Niche Marketing

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

"He's in a critical condition"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"Okay, so I've outgrown my niche in Organizational Behavior. I'll re-niche."

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"Land ahoy!"

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'