Naughty Corner Navigators Mugs

'Well, thanks for getting me involved. Now I have to stand in the 'naughty corner', too!'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Island of Lost Guys.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Pigeon Memos

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Books 'n' Carrots

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

Niche Marketing

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

"He's in a critical condition"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

"Okay, so I've outgrown my niche in Organizational Behavior. I'll re-niche."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"Land ahoy!"

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'