Navigation Nitpickers Gifts

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Lost around a military base.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Honey! We're home!"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

Books 'n' Carrots

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

2Recalculating..."

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.