Navigation Nitpickers Pillows

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Honey! We're home!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Books 'n' Carrots

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

2Recalculating..."

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

Recalculating!

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."