Navigator Novices Gifts

Jewish GPS

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"First time pruning?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

My First Boat

"Beginner's luck."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Tourist Attractions

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Set Sail

Boating Supplies. Sale. Ernie, just tell the customers that the prices are very good --- Don't say buying one of these is a "huge oar deal."