Navigation Newbie Gifts

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

"Admit it – you don't know your whereabouts."

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Recalculating route..."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I am not asking for directions."

You are here.

"Well what does the GPS say?"