Navigational Noob Gifts

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Lost around a military base.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Recalculating!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Island of Lost Guys.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"