Beginner Navigators Pillows

Maze for Beginners

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Books 'n' Carrots

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

My First Boat

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"Beginner's luck."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'