Tech Newbie Navigator Pillows

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

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