Tech Navigator Pillows

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Then - 'It feels so odd talking to a disembodied voice.' Now - 'It's so nice to actually speak to a human being.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"You've got computer-breath."

"I am not asking for directions."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."