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"Right we've found Community Resources, IT access points, DVD rental, audiobooks and Meeting Rooms....now we just need to find the books!"

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

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Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"You've got computer-breath."

"I am not asking for directions."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

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'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'