Technology Gap Navigator Pillows

"Don't bother talking to your grandfather. He's unplugged himself."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Kritik's Korner

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

Birds with Headphones

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"We added it just for the millenials."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"No internet connection"

Lemonade/Prune-aid

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."