Technology Gap Observer Pillows

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing around in the growing gap between rich and poor?"

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

'Big issue mate?' - smart suited Big Issue salesman.

Big Brother

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

Call Your Mother- $2.00

3D HD TV

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

Watching astronauts from home

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

'Ever feel like the screens get bigger but the entertainment doesn't?'

"Daddy's binky is money."

"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"

"The ageism in this office has really gone up a notch."

"Don't bother talking to your grandfather. He's unplugged himself."

'I'm afraid your lifestyle has caught up with my body.'

"Our capital investment budget wouldn't stretch to replacing you with a proper good robot."

'Sorry I didn't do better in computer science. My teacher wanted to send you my report card over the Internet, but I told her you think computers are a fad.'

Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life

'Where did our generation go wrong? They had children.'

Vice President for Obsolescence