Generation Gap Observer Pillows

'I'm afraid your lifestyle has caught up with my body.'

'Mom, when you need parenting help, do you call grandma for tech support?'

"Daddy's binky is money."

"You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil."

Aged Cheddar

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The ageism in this office has really gone up a notch."

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

"Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing around in the growing gap between rich and poor?"

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."