Generation Observer Pillows

'And yet you children are our future.'

Ms. Smith. Her Daughter.

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Highschool sign.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"I love people-watching."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Evidence board

Words from a Senator.

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

"We're finally seeing growth again! The lawn in front of the building is four centimeters higher than last week!"

Junket mail

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

"Crazy presidents come and go, but we've always had the Federal Bureaucracy for balance."

Revelations of Robert M. Gates

'Be aware - you are entering a facility that also processes nuts.'