Generation Observer Mugs

'And yet you children are our future.'

Ms. Smith. Her Daughter.

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Highschool sign.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"I love people-watching."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Words from a Senator.

Evidence board

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

Junket mail

"We're finally seeing growth again! The lawn in front of the building is four centimeters higher than last week!"

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

Revelations of Robert M. Gates