Game Observer Mugs

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Bowled over again!

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'racism is the new black.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Sing along with Mueller

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Words from a Senator.

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

"It's 6 o'clock. Do you know what's trending now?"

Junket mail

"Can't these people read? I put a sign saying 'No Solicitors' on my website, and I'm still getting spam."