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"That there is the Gen 'Y' cube...we've consciously dumbed things down a bit, as failure is not an option!!"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

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"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"I love people-watching."

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"...You correct me if I'm wrong only when I say 'correct me if I'm wrong'!"

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

"That said, however, let's go see if she's got any roommates."

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

Ms. Smith. Her Daughter.

"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."

That's what I call value.

"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."

"Daddy's binky is money."

Generation-I. Generation-V. What're you old folks doing? Renaming your generation. I'm thinking Generation I - 'cause you're living virtual lives. Where'd he go? Got bored after 10 seconds and left to send an instant message to someone across the room.

'Kids today eh What do they look like'