Bout Observer Pillows

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Domestic Spying Drones

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The world of surveillance.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Sing along with Mueller

Astronaut Selfie.

Chess on TV

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'