Generation Gap Explorer Pillows

"We added it just for the millenials."

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

'You can't blame everything on my generation - You should blame it on your GRANDFATHER'S generation.'

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Never too old.

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ha-ha, that's so random.'

'Grandpa, tell me about the 'good old days' when luddies ruled the earth.'

"So then my mom says to me, 'You're 27 years old with a useless degree in French philosophy, a $67,000 student loan debt, living in our basement...you need to get a job and get out on your own!'..."

"My generation is known as the baby boom."

'I guess it's our fault. The wireless generation doesn't know what a plug is.'

"This is my grandma. She's 50+ years old."

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

Teaching Then and Now

Young people should put away those smartphones and get a life!

"For the sake of diversity, this office needs an old-timer."

"Sorry, Lady, I don't speak boomer."

"All I said was let's go fishing!"

"My dad is sooo old-fashioned. He still talks with his mouth."

"Tia Carmen, you just don't understand teen fashion."

"I think I'm finally starting to understand my father."

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

"'Yo, yo? Tight?' Slang like that makes you sound uneducated! And there are impressionable people around here!"

'Hey, show some respect, girlie - we're the Greatest Generation!'

"I love Millennials. Instead of a company car, we just give them a skateboard."

"Gramps, tell me again of your scary childhood...when milk men and paper boys walked the earth!"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"What the hell is a whippersnapper!?"

"You've been bugging me about a new tablet, so. . . Happy Birthday son!"

"If there's a silver lining to all of this, it's that working and learning remotely is the only way to go."

"You know the employees are getting younger when they give a lecture on the dangers of acne."

What someone under 25 years

"In my day, we had to make our own entertainment."