Generational Gap Navigator Pillows

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Kritik's Korner

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"We added it just for the millenials."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"We invented your hair."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

'They're not reliable.'

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"