'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'
Technology Gap Observer Prints
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"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."
"Would you relax? They never look up."
'This is suppose to be progress.'
'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'
Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'
"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."
"Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing around in the growing gap between rich and poor?"
Big Brother
'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'
'Big issue mate?' - smart suited Big Issue salesman.
"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."
3D HD TV
"He's so used to someone carrying his files."
Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.
Call Your Mother- $2.00
Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.
That's what I call value.
Watching astronauts from home
"The ageism in this office has really gone up a notch."
The Too-Much Information Age: 'Sure I've googled myself, not that it's any of your business...I mean who hasn't? But that's not what it was called when I was a kid...'
It's the darkest day of my life. That's sayin' something what's up? A bit of a preface. As you know, Sadie Cohen is my arch nemesis. The dark lord to my Skywalker. The Gates to by Jobs, the Yankees to my Red Sox, the Playstation to my Wii. Get to the point. The carbs to my lean meats and veggies. Oh never mind.
Lost job due to downloads. Please help.
"Don't bother talking to your grandfather. He's unplugged himself."
The Six State Solution
"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"
'Ever feel like the screens get bigger but the entertainment doesn't?'
"Daddy's binky is money."
'I'm afraid your lifestyle has caught up with my body.'
"Our capital investment budget wouldn't stretch to replacing you with a proper good robot."
'Sorry I didn't do better in computer science. My teacher wanted to send you my report card over the Internet, but I told her you think computers are a fad.'
Some Google Guy Wants to De-emphasize Empathy
Ha Ha! Ha ha ha ha! What are you doing? We're watching one of our favorite movies. Technology has changed the meaning of some things, Ernie. When I was their age, seeing a film "on a mobile device" meant they were showing a movie on your airplane flight!
'Where did our generation go wrong? They had children.'
"You say I need to start using a slower speed?"
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