Navigator Pillows

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo' Motorway lanes of traffic

'The tip of the iceberg.'

Cards for my G.P.S.

"Admit it, we're nowhere near Penzance!"

You are here.

Words you don't ever want to hear: a pilot saying 'I keep forgetting - East: is that to the left or right of north?'

'Somebody must be watching us.'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

'Let me look at that map...'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

Er, left hand down a bit...

'City map' You are here, but wanted to be over here

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

Directions to the Bar.

'That area used to be called the 'Bermuda Rectangle', until one of the sides mysteriously disappeared.'

'YOU ARE HERE'

"According to our GPS we're 2300 nautical miles from nearest knowledge economy."

"We have decided to finance your voyage, Mr. Columbus, even though we are disappointed that you failed to produce your high-school transcripts."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'No, I'm not going anywhere today: It's my pilot fish's day off...'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'

Bob found maps very misleading.

GPS Systems.

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Celestial Navigation

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Sailor Works out Position On Sinking Ship