Navigation Navigator Pillows

Which way to turn?

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

For centuries, I've trusted my gut. Which one of you talked me into using GPS? Recalculating.

Pick a direction.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

'I notice the GPS system has given up trying to give you directions.'

"Oh shut up."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

The Life of Pi

Captain in a storm

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Recalculating route..."

The Lost World: You are Here

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'So much for your new Satnav!'