Navigators Pillows

"By the way, if I don't make it I'd like a burial at sea."

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Touché"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"I am not asking for directions."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Saved...life is good!

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Battery Lighthouse

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Moustached gentleman

Titanic: How's my steering.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"