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"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

Samuel Schneckenreiter: Born 1939, Published 1959,1961, 1965,1972. . . Perished 2013.

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Department of Nanotechnology

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"