Navigation Novelty Pillows

'Oh, what the hell, let's stick it over there.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Recalculating route..."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

You are here.

"I am not asking for directions."