Playful Navigators Pillows

"Land ahoy!"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Recalculating route..."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Island of Lost Guys.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

The Fall from Pisa

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Books 'n' Carrots

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Introvert-in-a-Box

' Kiss me'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'Don't I get a manual or something.'