Playful Navigators T-Shirts

"Land ahoy!"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Polar bear bowling alley

"Recalculating route..."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Island of Lost Guys.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

The Fall from Pisa

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

Books 'n' Carrots

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

Get ready ... Get set ...

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Introvert-in-a-Box

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

' Kiss me'