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'Wow, I see my diet detour school project works! The science fair will se so cool this year!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Stubborn Horse

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Signs of Stress

Island of Lost Guys.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

A dream of consequence

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

Having It All

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

Careful

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Get ready ... Get set ...

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

Going to the pub with kids...

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

"Frank?"