Fun-loving Chaos Navigators Mugs

'Wow, I see my diet detour school project works! The science fair will se so cool this year!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Stubborn Horse

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Signs of Stress

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Island of Lost Guys.

A dream of consequence

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Having It All

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

Going to the pub with kids...

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

"Frank?"

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."