Clever Kid Navigator Pillows

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Department of Nanotechnology

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Baby Do Something.

"Life"

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"Mom, how many more years until I reach that awkward age?"

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"Land ahoy!"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Children Plotting out Santa Claus's Route

Car navigation