Clever Kid Navigator Pillows

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Get ready ... Get set ...

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

Baby Do Something.

"Life"

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"Mom, how many more years until I reach that awkward age?"

"Land ahoy!"

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

Children Plotting out Santa Claus's Route