Online Navigator Pillows

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Arrivals: 'Check out our web site at www.air.arr'Departures: 'Check out our web site at www.air.dep'

'185,496 views already! Late to the party. Again.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"Wow, you look exactly like your profile photo."

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

Internet Dangers

Computer Surfer.

'I'd love to see what you look like. Can you send me a pic?'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

Mom & Pop-ups.

Online Predators

'Get some fresh air? Sure. Do you have it bookmarked?'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Online form - Submit.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"You've got computer-breath."

"I am not asking for directions."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.