Virtual Navigator Pillows

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Evolution.

'Are we there yet?'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I am not asking for directions."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Day one, post grad

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Cuba restarts virtual classes