Virtual Navigator T-Shirts

"I got 5,000 on-line enemies!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

The Life of Pi

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Evolution.

'Are we there yet?'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Obsession with the Internet.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I am not asking for directions."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Day one, post grad

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'