Virtual World Navigator T-Shirts

"I just can't be with someone who's never been digitized."

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Computer games

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Day one, post grad

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Internet Cafe.

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

The Escape Key

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer Life

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"