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Day one, post grad

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Thought Process.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Better times ahead.

Bashful in Nashville

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

Doubt or Certainy

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

Cars.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

Road Construction.